Our Menu
All day, every day!
Snack Time
Start Here
Crab Fries
Farm Fresh Deviled Eggs
Loaded Tater Tots
Wood Grilled Chicken Wings
Dough Gods
The Muncheez
or Start Here / $6 each
Tater Tots or Sweet Potato Tots
House Fries
Gordy’s Fried Pickles
Charred Cauliflower
Mac N’ Cheese Bites
Green & Things
All things $12
Charred Romaine Caesar Salad
Sweet Potato & Kale Salad
Arugula & Fall Harvest Salad
Crispy Brussels Sprouts
Skillet Roasted Candied Yams
No Judgement Platter
Platter
Signature Sausages
All Sausages $12 each|Make It messy! Add Fried Egg to any sausage $1
Briggs & Co
Bustin’ Loose
Fight For Old DC
Chappelle’s Show
First Lady
Rush Hour
U Street Hipster
Selfies & Handhelds
All $14
Battle of the Yardbird
Crabby Patty
Delta Blues
Patty Melt Revisited
Veg Head Hippie “Burger”
The Walk of Shame
Quesadilla
Sweet Treats
End Here / $7 each
Mini Funnel Cakes
Fried Oreo Sundae
Banana Butterscotch Pudding
Big Bowl of Ice Cream
A great way to start your day!
Breakfast Bites
Avocado Toast
BLT Toast
Vegetarian Toast
Honey Granola Parfait
Blueberry Parfait
Oatmeal
Fried Green Tomatoes
No Shame Diet Buster
Homemade Donuts
Pancakes
Cookies and Cream Pancakes
Half Baked Cinnamon Toast Crunch Pancakes
D.C. Smore Pancake
Blueberry Pancakes
Apple a la Mode Pancakes
Hashes
Seafood Hash
Vegetarian Hash
Linguica Hash
Roasted Vegetable Hash
Halfsmoke Lovers Hash
Pork and Beans Hash
Everything Else
Breakfast Pizza
D.C. Brisket Smoke
Ultimate Funnel Cake Chicken Sandwich
Half Smoke and Gravy
Oh, You Fancy
Wood Fired Flank Steak and Eggs
ALL DAY & EVERYDAY $35 per person all entrees come with signature home fries and bottomless mimosas, 90-minute limit
Signature Entrees
Bad and Boujee
Cash App Me
Mary’s Little Lamb*
Too Lit to Quit
I’ma Get Lazyy*
Netflix & Chill
Pinky and The Brain
Oh, You Fancy
#Sidepieces
Pork Sausage
Smoky Bacon
Home Fries
Two Eggs
#Vibe
Fruity Pebbles
Cheerios
Frosted Flakes
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
A little something for everyone.
Seasonal Drink Menu
**For a limited time only!**
Sugar, Spice & Everything Nice
Apple Jack
Drunken Monkey
Hot Teddy
Signature Cocktails
Taboo
Hide & Seek
Guess Who
Shoots & Ladders
Battleship
Monopoly
Twister
Trouble
Uno
Hopscotch
Simon Says
Beer
Blue Moon
Yuengling
DC Brau
Deschutes Fresh Squeezed
Pacifico
Truly Spritzer (Multiple flavors)
Bud Light Seltzer
Bud Light Bottle
The Precious One Atlas Apricot IPA
Bud Light / Bud Light Seltzer Bucket
Yeungling Hersheys Chocolate Porter
Angry Orchard
Hazy Little Things IPA
Vodka
Pumpkin Spice Martini
Grey Goose
Ciroc Vodka
Titos
Ketel One Grapefruit and Rose Botanicals
Bowman's House Vodka
Rum
Diplomatico Exclusiva Rum
Mount Gay Rum
Gosling's Dark Rum
Ron Pablo House Rum
Malibu
Captain Morgan
Gin
The Botanist Islay Dry Gin
Hendrick's Gin
Bombay Sapphire Gin
Beefeater Gin
Bowmans Gin
Tequila & Mezcal
Margarita (Classic, Cucumber or Blackberry)
Patron
Casamigos
Milagro
Montezuma House Tequla
Union Mezcal
Don Julio Blanco
Bourbon & Whiskey
Makers Mark
Jameson
Crown Royal
Knob Creek
Fireball
Gentleman Jack
Bulleit
Wild Turkey
Jack Daniel
Basil Hayden Bourbon
Heaven Hill Bourbon
Knob Creek
Rittenhouse Rye
Woodford Reserve
Basil Hayden Rye
Cognac & Scotch
Remy VSOP
Hennesey
Martel Blue Swift
Courvoisier VS 80
Gran Marnier
Monkey Shoulder
Balvenie 12
Macallan 12
Handspun Boozy Milkshakes
$12 each
BEYON-SHAKE
CHOCOLATE CITY
BUTTA LOVE
BROWN SUGAR BAE
CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE
HOTLINE BLING
CAT IN THE HAT
Brown Sugar Bae
Wine
Cabernet Sauvignon
Veuve Cliquot
Sangria
Demazet Rose
Mocktails
Cucumber Mint Mojito
Give in to that sweet tooth!
Menu
Banana Pudding
Mini Funnel Cakes
Fried Oreos Sundae
Ice Cream Scoop & Handspun Milkshake Flavors
Vanilla
Chocolate
Strawberry
Brown Sugar
Cookies & Cream
Butter Pecan
Mint Chocolate
Seasonal Flavor
Signature Boozy Milkshakes
$12
Beyon-Shake
Chocolate City
Butta Love
Cake Cake Cake Cake
Hotline Bling
Milly Rock
$30 / per person ... available every day starting at 5pm…ends promptly at 7pm
Nibble Nibble...
Meat Chili
Crab Fries
Mac N Cheese Bites
Deviled Eggs
Mozzarella Sticks
Pigs In A Blanket
Tater Tots
Sweet Potato Tots
Brussel Sprouts
...Sip Sip
Guess Who
Battleship
Simon Says
Twister
Classic Marg
Trouble
Beer
Wine
Prosecco
Mocktails
Mystery Seltzy
HalfSmoke's baby!
Sides
home fries
tater tots
sweet potato tots
Drinks
mimosas
bloody mary
hot coffee
tea time
lemonade
Sandwiches
bestie
easy like sunday
staycation
cuz it's still a salad
stop beefin'
feels like home
good day
just like luisa
Fermented dough baked in blue steel rectangle pans. Robust sauce made from crushed jersey tomatoes. Real cheeses, local, classic and provocative ingredients. Made for the individual but enough to share. #getsocial
Starters
Dough Gods
Signature Brick Oven Pizza
Burning Garden
Boujee Pig
Half Smoked Goat
Vampire Slayer
The Influencer
Young, Wild & Basic
Don't Fake the Funk
Char + Cupping 'Roni
Sausage Party
Bromance Worthy BLT
Dessert
Homemade Donuts
No Shame Diet Buster
Winter Wonderland Drinks
Merry & Spice
Jack Frost
'Ol St. Nick
Winter Wonderland Chocolate
Campfire Toddy
Whooo Stole Christmas
This is a sneak peek, you will be able to order January 25 - Feb 11, 2021
3-Course Lunch/Dinner
$35
Course 1
Course 2
Course 2 Optional Drink Pairing
Course 3
Course 3 Optional Drink Pairing
4-Course Dinner
$55