Our Menu
Snack Time
start here / $8 each
Crab Fries
$8.00
Old Bay, Rosemary Aioli
Farm Fresh Deviled Eggs
$8.00
Choice of topping: Old Bay Shrimp
Andouille-Pepper Relish
Brown Sugar-Cob Smoked Bacon
Loaded Tater Tots
$8.00
Smoky Bacon, Aged Cheddar,
Green Onions
Wood Grilled Chicken Wings
$8.00
Our Mumbo Sauce
Dough Gods
$8.00
Garlic Butter “Knots”, Parmesan, Crispy
Basil, Robust Tomato Sauce
The Muncheez
Start Here / $6 each
Tater Tots or Sweet Potato Tots
$6.00
Buttermilk Ranch Dip
House Fries
$6.00
Spicy Ketchup
Gordy’s Fried Pickles
$6.00
Charded Cauliflower
$6.00
Roasted Garlic & Malt Vinegar Aioli
Mac N’ Cheese Bites
$6.00
Pickled Jalapeno Pesto
Green & Things
All things $12
Charred Romaine Caesar Salad
$12.00
Parmesan, Brioche Croutons
Sweet Potato & Kale Salad
$12.00
Toasted Pecans, Orange-Maple Dressing
Arugula & Fall Harvest Salad
$12.00
Orchard Fruit, Farmhouse Cheddar,
Toasted Almonds
Crispy Brussels Sprouts
$12.00
Balsamic Vinegar Caramel, Toasted
Pistachios, Local Goat Cheese
Skillet Roasted Candied Yams
$12.00
Toasted Marshmallow
No Judgement Platter
Platter
$18.00
Pigs in a Blanket, Mozzarella Sticks, Mini Corn Dogs, Tater Tots, Mac n’ Cheese Bites Marinara, Ranch, Ketchup & Mustard
Signature Sausages
All Sausages $12 each|Make It messy! Add Fried Egg to any sausage $1
Briggs & Co
$12.00
Our Signature Halfsmoke Sausage, Bacon, Mustard Slaw, Chili, Onion Crisps, Beer Cheese
Bustin’ Loose
$12.00
Creekshire Beef Bratwurst, Sirloin Steak,
Mushrooms, Thick Onion Rings,
Steakhouse Sauce
Fight For Old DC
$12.00
Italian Sausage, Fire Braised Pork,
Bacon, Marinara, Peppers, Caramelized Onions
Chappelle’s Show
$12.00
Spicy Chicken Andouille Sausage,
Cognac Figs, Arugula, Local Honey
First Lady
$12.00
Organic Lamb Sausage, Roasted Red Peppers,
Feta, Mint, Cucumber Yogurt
Rush Hour
$12.00
Thai Chicken Sausage, Pineapple,
Cilantro, Green Onion, Crunchy Peanut Brittle
U Street Hipster
$12.00
!00% Plant Based Sausage, Pico de Gallo,
Chimichurri, Avocado
Selfies & Handhelds
All $14
Battle of the Yardbird
$14.00
Buttermilk Fried Chicken, Extra Pickles, Shredded Romaine, Remoulade
Crabby Patty
$14.00
Crab Cake Sandwich, Arugula,
Pickled Red Onions, Old Bay Tartar Sauce,
Toasted Buttery Brioche Bun
Delta Blues
$14.00
Crispy Shrimp Po’Boy, Tomato, Lettuce, Remoulade
Patty Melt Revisited
$14.00
Angus Burger, Caraway-Onion Jam,
American Cheese, 1000 Island, Brioche Bun
Veg Head Hippie “Burger”
$14.00
Short Grain Brown Rice, Oats, Black Beans,
Lettuce, Tomato, Sweet Soy Glaze
The Walk of Shame
$18.00
Grilled Angus Burger, Fried Egg, Smoky Bacon,
Aged Cheddar, Caramelized Onions,Spicy Dill Pickle Chips, LTO, Mayo, Brioche Bun
Quesadilla
$14.00
Jack & Cheddar Cheese,
Charred Tomato Salsa, Sour Cream|Add Chicken or Steak
Grilled Shrimp
Charred Shrimp Tacos
$14.00
Smoked Chili Cream, Lime, Cilantro
Sweet Treats
End Here / $7 each
Mini Funnel Cakes
$7.00
Whipped Cream, Ice Cream|Choice of Syrup Red Velvet or Carnival
Fried Oreo Sundae
$7.00
Cookies & Cream Ice Cream,
Crushed Oreos, Chocolate Sauce
Banana Butterscotch Pudding
$7.00
‘Nilla Wafers, Fresh Whipped Cream
Big Bowl of Ice Cream
$7.00
ALL DAY & EVERYDAY $35 per person all entrees come with signature home fries and bottomless mimosas, 90-minute limit
Signature Entrees
Bad and Boujee
Poached Farm Eggs, Toasted English Muffin, Avocado, Tomatoes, Chimichurri Choice of Protein
Cash App Me
Cinnamon Toast Crunch French Toast, Maple Syrup
Mary’s Little Lamb*
Eggs Benedict, Grilled Sausage, Pesto
Too Lit to Quit
Farm Egg Scramble, Sausage, Mushrooms, Onions, Aged Cheddar Cheese
I’ma Get Lazyy*
DC Steak & Cheese, Peppers, Onions, Fried Farm Egg
Netflix & Chill
Skillet Roasted Mac n’ Cheese Choice of Topping Crab / Crispy Chicken Halfsmoke Sausage / Cob Smoked Bacon
Pinky and The Brain
Buttermilk Fried Chicken, Red Velvet Funnel Cake, Whiskey Butter Syrup
Oh, You Fancy
Wood Grilled Cajun Shrimp, Spicy Chicken Andouille Sausage, Low Country Grits
#Sidepieces
Pork Sausage
$5.00
Smoky Bacon
$5.00
Home Fries
$4.00
Two Eggs
$4.00
#Vibe
Fruity Pebbles
$5.00
Cheerios
$5.00
Frosted Flakes
$5.00
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
$5.00
with Ice Cold Milk
Signature Cocktails
Taboo
$12.00
Boozy & Herby - Vodka, Aperol, Fresh Lemon Juice, Muddled Blackberry & Basil
Hide & Seek
$14.00
Boozy & Bittery - Cognac, Maraschino Liquor, Pineapple Juice, Lemon Juice, Bitters. If you like a sidecar try this!
Guess Who
$11.00
Boozy & Floral - Lavender Lemon Drop - Vodka, Lemon Juice, Lavender Simple Syrup
Shoots & Ladders
$12.00
Boozy & Fruity - Jameson, Cranberry, Fresh Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Egg White
Battleship
$13.00
Boozy & Smokey - Tequila, Mezcal, Passion Fruit, Blackberries, Honey
Monopoly
$13.00
Boozy & Appley - Mount Gay Rum Old Fashioned - Apple Cider Syrup, Bitters, Orange Peel
Twister
$14.00
Refreshing & Herby - Bulleit Bourbon, Lemon Juice, Burned Rosemary, Simple Syrup
Trouble
$12.00
Refreshing & Appley - Gin, Apple Juice, Lemon, Simple Syrup, Ginger Beer, Fresh Thyme
Uno
$13.00
Refreshing & Smokey - Tequila, Mezcal, Ginger Liquor, Lime, Ginger Beer, Egg White
Hopscotch
$13.00
Refreshing & Floral - Kettle One Grapefruit & Rose Botanicals, St Germain, Lemon, Simple Syrup, Chardonnay
Simon Says
$12.00
Refreshing & Fruity - Rum, Pineapple, Orange Juice, Lime, Grenadine
Beer
Blue Moon
$7.00
wheat ale | 5.4% ABV | coriander & orange
PBR
$5.00
light lager | 4.7% ABV | sweet, dry, crisp
Yuengling
$6.00
amber | 4.5% ABV | roasted caramel malt
DC Brau
$7.00
pilsner | 4.6% ABV | earthy noble hops
Deschutes Fresh Squeezed
$9.00
ipa | 6.4% ABV | citrus & grapefruit …
Pacifico
$6.00
pilsner | 4.4% ABV | malty grain
Truly Spritzer (Multiple flavors)
$6.00
seltzer water | 5.0% ABV | 100 calories …
Bud Light Seltzer
$5.00
Bud Light Bottle
$6.00
The Precious One Atlas Apricot IPA
$7.00
Vodka
Pumpkin Spice Martini
$13.00
Van Gogh Espresso Vodka, Baileys, Frangelico, Kahlua, Pumpkin Spice
Grey Goose
$14.00
Ciroc Vodka
$14.00
Titos
$10.00
Ketel One Grapefruit and Rose Botanicals
$13.00
Bowman's House Vodka
$9.00
Rum
Diplomatico Exclusiva Rum
$16.00
Mount Gay Rum
$12.00
Gosling's Dark Rum
$12.00
Ron Pablo House Rum
$9.00
Gin
The Botanist Islay Dry Gin
$14.00
Hendrick's Gin
$14.00
Bombay Sapphire Gin
$12.00
Beefeater Gin
$11.00
Bowmans Gin
$9.00
Tequila & Mezcal
Margarita (Classic, Cucumber or Blackberry)
$12.00
Patron
$14.00
Casamigos Anejo
$16.00
Casamigos Reposada
$14.00
Casamigos Blanco
$12.00
Milagro
$10.00
Reposado or Blanco
Montezuma House Tequla
$9.00
Union Mezcal
$10.00
Bourbon & Whiskey
Makers Mark
$13.00
Jameson
$12.00
Crown Royal
$12.00
Peach, Apple, Classic
Knob Creek
$12.00
Fireball
$10.00
Gentleman Jack
$14.00
Bulleit
$12.00
Rye or Bourbon
Wild Turkey
$12.00
Jack Daniel
$12.00
Black, Apple, Honey
Cognac
Remy VSOP
$16.00
Hennesey
$12.00
Martel Blue Swift
$12.00
Courvoisier VS 80
$16.00
Handspun Boozy Milkshakes
$12 each
BEYON-SHAKE
vanilla, vodka, rainbow sprinkles,
sour pour, pixie stick
CHOCOLATE CITY
chocolate, rum, chocolate syrup,
cookie, chocolate chips, sprinkles
BUTTA LOVE
butter pecan, cognac, peanut butter,
reese’s pieces, butterfinger caramel apple
BROWN SUGAR BAE
cinnamon brown sugar, bourbon,
churro, cinnamon toast crunch
CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE
vanilla, marshmallow vodka, fruity pebbles,
strawberry syrup, rice crispy treat
HOTLINE BLING
strawberry, tequila, strawberry syrup, candy
necklace, rock candy stick, ring pop
CAT IN THE HAT
cookies & cream, vodka, crushed oreos,
marshmallow stick, snowflakes, fried oreo
Wine
Cabernet Sauvignon
$11.00/$38.00
Regio | '16 | medium body, ripe fruit flavors
Veuve Cliquot
$100.00
fresh, buttery bubbles with a hint of vanilla and apple
Sangria
$8.00
Demazet Rose
$9.00
Mocktails
Cucumber Mint Mojito
$5.00
cucumber, lime, mint, simple syrup ….
Menu
Mini Funnel Cakes
$5.00
Red velvet or carnival flavor, with your choice of syrup, whipped cream and ice cream
Fried Oreos Sundae
$7.00
Topped with cookies & cream ice cream topped with crushed Oreos
Ice Cream Scoop & Handspun Milkshake Flavors
Vanilla
$3.00
$7.00
Chocolate
$3.00
$7.00
Strawberry
$3.00
$7.00
Brown Sugar
$4.00
$8.00
Cookies & Cream
$4.00
$8.00
Butter Pecan
$4.00
$8.00
Mint Chocolate
$4.00
$8.00
Seasonal Flavor
$5.00
$9.00
Signature Boozy Milkshakes
$12
Beyon-Shake
Vanilla, vodka, rainbow sprinkles, sour pour, pixie stick
Chocolate City
Chocolate, rum, chocolate syrup, cookie, chocolate chips, sprinkles
Butta Love
Butter pecan, cognac, Reese's Pieces, Butterfinger caramel apple
Cake Cake Cake Cake
Vanilla, marshmallow vodka, fruity pebbles, strawberry syrup, rice crispy
Hotline Bling
Strawberry, tequila, strawberry syrup, candy necklace, rock candy stick, ring pop
Milly Rock
Cookies & cream, vodka, crushed Oreos, marshmallow stick, snowflakes, fried oreo
$30 / per person ... available every day starting at 5pm…ends promptly at 7pm
Nibble Nibble...
Meat Chili
Cheddar cheese, sour cream, chives
Crab Fries
Blue crab, old bay, rosemary aioli
Mac N Cheese Bites
Pickled jalapeño pesto
Deviled Eggs
Old bay shrimp
Mozzarella Sticks
marinara sauce
Pigs In A Blanket
Mustard sauce
Tater Tots
Buttermilk ranch
Sweet Potato Tots
Buttermilk ranch
Brussel Sprouts
Balsamic vinegar caramel, toasted pistachios, goat cheese
...Sip Sip
Guess Who
Vodka, Lemon Juice, Lavender Simple Syrup
Battleship
Tequila, Mezcal, Passion Fruit, Blackberries, Honey
Simon Says
Rum, Pineapple, OJ, Lime, Grenadine
Twister
Whiskey, Lemon Juice, Burned Rosemary, Simple Syrup
Classic Marg
Tequila, Lime, Triple Sec, Simple Syrup
Trouble
Gin, Apple Juice, Lemon, Simple Syrup, Ginger Beer, Fresh Thyme
Beer
Wine
Prosecco
Mocktails
Mystery Seltzy
Bud Light Seltzer, White Claws, and Truly's.. It's a Surprise!
Sides
home fries
$4.00
skillet red potatoes w/ onions, green + red peppers tossed in fresh herbs
tater tots
$4.00
the crunch + saltiness you need
sweet potato tots
$4.00
a fun, healthy-ish twist on traditional tots
Drinks
mimosas
orange, peach, cranberry, pineapple
bloody mary
house bloody mix w/ Gordy’s pickle juice
hot coffee
medium dark roast by Buna Coffeehouse
tea time
rockin moroccan green tea by Calabash Tea & Tonic
lemonade
when life hands you lemons...
Sandwiches
bestie
$9.00
hardwood smoked bacon; organic, soft scrambled eggs; smoked cheddar cheese; chipotle ketchup; [no substitutions or add-ons!]
easy like sunday
$9.00
logan's turkey sausage; organic, soft scrambled eggs; smoked cheddar cheese; honey mustard aioli
[no substitutions or add-ons!]
staycation
$8.00
organic, soft scrambled eggs; smoked cheddar cheese; caramelized onions; avocado; sriracha mayo; [no substitutions or add-ons!]
cuz it's still a salad
$8.00
homemade, organic egg salad topped w/ organic, soft scrambled eggs; honey mustard aioli; dressed arugula; [no substitutions or add-ons]
stop beefin'
$11.00
beyond meat; roasted peppers; spicy mashed avocado; sriracha maple aioli; [no substitutions or add-ons!]
feels like home
$10.00
buttermilk brined fried chicken; organic, soft scrambled eggs; caramelized onions; gordy’s pickles; smoked cheddar cheese; sriracha mayo; [no substitutions or add-ons!]
good day
$11.00
ground angus beef; organic, soft scrambled eggs; caramelized onions; Gordy's pickles; smoked cheddar cheese; dijonaisse; [no substitutions or add-ons!]
just like luisa
$10.00
just like luisa $10
linguica: smoke-cured pork sausage seasoned with garlic + paprika; scramble-omelet egg w/ chives; smoked cheddar cheese; [no substitutions or add-ons!]
10/17 + 10/18 ONLY. Please note a 20% service charge and 10% DC sales tax charge will be automatically applied.
I Got Muncheez
Wood Grilled Chicken Wings
$12.00
Mumbo Sauce
Mac n' Cheese Bites
$10.00
Pickled Jalapeno Pesto Sauce
Cajun Crab Fries
$14.00
Rosemary Aioli
Time to Get Social
Char & Cupping Pepperoni Pizza
$16.00
Mozzarella, Roasted Tomato Sauce
Three Cheese Pizza
$14.00
Garden Basin, Roasted Tomato Sauce
Not Sure If I'll Share
Signature HalfSmoke Sausage
$12.00
Mustard Slaw, Chili, Onion Crisps, Bourbon Beer Cheese
Maryland Lump Crab Cake
$17.00
Arugula, Pickled Onions, Old Bay Tarter Sauce
Fire Braised Pulled Pork
$13.00
Smoked Chili BBQ, Crunchy Slaw, Fritos Topping
Buttermilk Brined Fried Chicken
$14.00
Pickles, Shredded Romaine, Remoulade
HalfSmoke Signature Cocktails
Available for both dine-in and to-go!
Battleship
$14.00
Boozy & Smokey - Tequila, Mezcal, Passion Fruit, Blackberries, Honey
Simon Says
$13.00
Refreshing & Fruity - Rum, Pineapple, Orange Juice, Lime, Grenadine
Guess Who
$12.00
Boozy & Floral - Lavender Lemon Drop - Vodka, Lemon Juice, Lavender Simple Syrup
Hide & Seek
$15.00
Boozy & Bittery - Cognac, Maraschino Liquor, Pineapple Juice, Lemon Juice, Bitters. If you like a sidecar try this!
Trouble
$13.00
Refreshing & Appley - Gin, Apple Juice, Lemon, Simple Syrup, Ginger Beer, Fresh Thyme
Bottle Service
Dos Almas Brut Champagne
$50.00
Moet
$150.00
Veuve Cliquot Demi Sec
$175.00
Titos
$200.00
Jameson
$200.00
Hennessey
$250.00
D'usse
$250.00
Patron
$200.00
Casa Migos Blanco
$250.00
Casa Migos Reposado
$250.00
Azul Reposado Tequila
$400.00
Warm Me Up
Hot Toddy
$12.00
Spiked Hot Chocolate
$11.00
I Forgot To Pregame
Soul Mega Beer
$8.00
White Claw Seltzer
$7.00
Spring Water
$5.00