Our Menu
ALL DAY & EVERYDAY $40 per person. All entrees come with bottomless mimosas, 90-minute limit on bottomless mimosas.
Signature Entrees
Bad and Boujee
$18.00
Poached farm eggs, toasted english muffin, avocado, tomatoes, chimichurri choice of protein. Served with home fries.
Cash App Me
$18.00
Cinnamon toast crunch french toast, maple syrup. Served with home fries.
Classy But Ratchet
$18.00
Wood grilled marinated flank steak, fried onion straws, sunny side up egg, home fries.
I’ma Get Lazyy*
$18.00
DC steak & cheese sandwich, peppers, onions, fried farm egg. Served with home fries.
Netflix & Chill
$18.00
Skillet roasted mac n’ cheese choice of topping: grilled chicken, crispy chicken, halfsmoke sausage, OR cob smoked bacon.
Pinky and The Brain
$18.00
Buttermilk fried chicken, red velvet funnel cake. Served with home fries.
Oh, You Fancy
$18.00
Wood grilled cajun shrimp, spicy chicken andouille sausage, low country grits.
Too Lit to Quit
$18.00
Farm egg scramble, sausage, mushrooms, onions, aged cheddar cheese. Served with home fries.
The W.A.P.
$18.00
Crab cake, blackened shrimp, old bay potato hash, sunny side up egg, arugula, lemon chive aioli
Halfsmoke Lovers Hash
$18.00
Halfsmoke italian sausage, chicken andouille sausage, bacon, sunny side up egg, white mushroom gravy, tater tots hash.
#Sidepieces
Pork Sausage
$5.00
Smoky Bacon
$5.00
Home Fries
$4.00
Two Eggs
$4.00
#Vibe
Fruity Pebbles
$5.00
Cheerios
$5.00
Frosted Flakes
$5.00
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
$5.00
with Ice Cold Milk
Available Daily starting at 5pm!
Appetizers
Lovers and Friends
$20.00
Two baby back ribs, four wood grilled wings and four fried shrimp. Served with bbq sauce, mambo sauce, and aioli sauce
No Judgement Platter
$18.00
Pigs in a Blanket, Mozzarella Sticks, Mini Corn Dogs, Tater Tots, Mac n’ Cheese Bites Marinara, Ranch, Ketchup & Mustard
Entrees
Sunday Service
$16.00
Homestyle fried chicken. Choice of wing & breast or leg & thigh. Marinated overnight in our signature spice blend. Served with collard greens and mac n' cheese. Allergies: Dairy, Gluten
My Type
$22.00
Bone in, center cut Pork Chop wood grilled to medium well. Served with garlic-thyme sauce, homemade country applesauce, scalloped potatoes and brussel sprouts. Allergy: Pork. Dairy (sauce) Garlic (sauce) Cinnamon (applesauce) Citrus (applesauce)
The Rude Boy
$17.00
Wood grilled chicken leg quarter marinated for 36 hours in house made jerk seasonings. Served with seasoned rice, and sautéed kale & cabbage. Allergies: Garlic, Gluten
Breaking My Heart
$17.00
Vegetable Lasagna made with creamy spinach, sauteed shitake mushrooms, garlic confit. Allergies: Garlic, Gluten, Dairy
Jive Turkey
$18.00
Turkey Lasagna made with marinara sauce, turkey sage sausage, basil, parsley, ricotta & goat cheese mixture, mozzarella. Allergies: Dairy, Meat, Garlic, Gluten
Baby Got Back
$22.00
¼ rack of St Louis Style Pork ribs. Spicy dry rub, sweet bbq sauce. Slow roasted in the oven, finished on our wood grill. Served with mac n' cheese and baked beans. Allergy: Pork. Dairy (Mac)
Netflix & Chill
$18.00
Skillet Roasted Mac n’ Cheese. Choice of Topping: Grilled Chicken, Crispy Chicken, Halfsmoke Sausage, or Smoked Bacon. Allergies: Dairy, Gluten
Oh, You Fancy
$20.00
Wood grilled cajun shrimp, spicy chicken andouille sausage, low country grits.
Sides
Collard Greens
$6.00
Collard Greens, braised in bacon fat and beer. Allergy: Pork, Gluten, Alcohol
Seasoned Rice
$6.00
Basmati Rice cooked with onions, peppers, garlic and seasoning. Allergy: Garlic
Scalloped Potatoes
$6.00
Idaho Potatoes, thin cut and baked in a cream and Gruyere cheese sauce with thyme. Allergy: Garlic, Dairy
Halfsmoke Baked Beans
$6.00
Slightly spicy baked beans. Homemade bbq sauce, red onion, jalapeno, red pepper, garlic. Allergy: Pork, garlic, alcohol
Mustard Slaw
$6.00
Mustard based Cole slaw. Creamy and tangy, with cabbage, carrots and red onion. Allergy: Dairy, Egg
Skillet Mac & Cheese
$6.00
Skillet roasted mac n’ cheese. Allergy: Dairy
All day, every day!
Snack Time
Start Here
Crab Fries
$13.00
Old Bay, Rosemary Aioli
Farm Fresh Deviled Eggs
$8.00
Choice of topping: Old Bay Shrimp
Andouille-Pepper Relish
Brown Sugar-Cob Smoked Bacon
Loaded Tater Tots
$10.00
Smoky Bacon, Aged Cheddar,
Green Onions
Wood Grilled Chicken Wings
$12.00
Our Mumbo Sauce
Dough Gods
$8.00
Garlic Butter “Knots”, Parmesan, Crispy
Basil, Robust Tomato Sauce
The Muncheez
or Start Here / $6 each
Tater Tots or Sweet Potato Tots
$6.00
Buttermilk Ranch Dip
House Fries
$6.00
Spicy Ketchup
Gordy’s Fried Pickles
$6.00
Charred Cauliflower
$6.00
Roasted Garlic & Malt Vinegar Aioli
Mac N’ Cheese Bites
$6.00
Pickled Jalapeno Pesto
Green & Things
All things $12
Charred Romaine Caesar Salad
$12.00
Parmesan, Brioche Croutons
Sweet Potato & Kale Salad
$12.00
Toasted Pecans, Orange-Maple Dressing
Arugula & Fall Harvest Salad
$12.00
Orchard Fruit, Farmhouse Cheddar, Cashews
Crispy Brussels Sprouts
$9.00
Flash fried, tossed in balsamic vinaigrette and parmesan cheese. Served with candied pecans
Skillet Roasted Candied Yams
$7.00
Toasted Marshmallow
No Judgement Platter
Ultimate No Judgement Platter
$18.00
Pigs in a Blanket, Mozzarella Sticks, Mini Corn Dogs, Tater Tots, Mac n’ Cheese Bites Marinara, Ranch, Ketchup & Mustard
Signature Sausages
All Sausages $12 each|Make It messy! Add Fried Egg to any sausage $1
Briggs & Co
$12.00
Our Signature Halfsmoke Sausage, Bacon, Mustard Slaw, Chili, Onion Crisps, Beer Cheese
Bustin’ Loose
$12.00
Creekshire Beef Bratwurst, Sirloin Steak,
Mushrooms, Thick Onion Rings,
Steakhouse Sauce
Fight For Old DC
$12.00
Italian Sausage, Fire Braised Pork,
Bacon, Marinara, Peppers, Caramelized Onions
Chappelle’s Show
$12.00
Spicy Chicken Andouille Sausage,
Cognac Figs, Arugula, Local Honey
First Lady
$12.00
Organic Lamb Sausage, Roasted Red Peppers,
Feta, Mint, Cucumber Yogurt
U Street Hipster
$12.00
!00% Plant Based Sausage, Pico de Gallo,
Chimichurri, Avocado
Selfies & Handhelds
Ultimate Funnel Cake Chicken Sandwich
$14.00
Fried chicken thigh, turkey sausage patty, bacon, fig jam, fried egg, fluffy funnel cake
Battle of the Yardbird
$14.00
Buttermilk Fried Chicken, Extra Pickles, Shredded Romaine, Remoulade
Delta Blues
$14.00
Crispy Shrimp Po’Boy, Tomato, Lettuce, Remoulade
Patty Melt Revisited
$14.00
Angus Burger, Caraway-Onion Jam,
American Cheese, 1000 Island, Brioche Bun
Veg Head Hippie “Burger”
$14.00
Short Grain Brown Rice, Oats, Black Beans,
Lettuce, Tomato, Sweet Soy Glaze
The Walk of Shame
$14.00
Grilled Angus Burger, Smoky Bacon,Aged Cheddar, Caramelized Onions,Spicy Dill Pickle Chips, LTO, Mayo, Brioche Bun
Quesadilla
$14.00
Avocado, Jack & Cheddar Cheese, Grilled Peppers & Onions, Charred Tomato Salsa, Sour Cream | Add Grilled Chicken, or Steak, or Shrimp
Brick Oven Pizza
Fermented dough baked in blue steel rectangle pans. Robust sauce made from crushed jersey tomatoes. Real cheeses, local, classic and provocative ingredients. Made for the individual but enough to share. #getsocial
Dough Gods
$8.00
Garlic butter "knots". parmesan cheese, cripsy basil | Choice of dipping sauce (pepperoni, robust tomato, buttermilk ranch or basil pesto)
Boujee Pig
$15.00
small batch soppressata + black mission fig jam + arugula + spicy honey
Half Smoked Goat
$15.00
halfsmoke sausage + caramelized onion + local goat cheese + arugula
Young, Wild & Basic
$14.00
triple cheese + robust tomato sauce + basil
Don't Fake the Funk
$15.00
roasted mushrooms + gooey taleggio cheese + crispy rosemary
Char + Cupping 'Roni
$16.00
artisan pepperoni + whole milk mozzarella + basil
A little something for everyone.
Signature Cocktails
These is Bloody Shoes
$14.00
Boozy Fruity & Refreshing: cachasa, blood orange, lime, lillet blanc, blood orange soda.
Peach Fuzz
$14.00
Rich Smokey & Fruity: vs cognac, union mezcal, peach, lemon, honey.
Purple Rain
$12.00
Bright Herbal & Sweet: white rum, captain morgan spiced rum, hibiscus, lime, pineapple.
40 Acres & A Mule
$12.00
Boozy & Crisp: kentucky bourbon, cranberry, lime, ginger beer.
Queen's Lemonade
$12.00
Crisp & Citrusy: vodka, cucumber, lemon, thyme, sugar.
Watermelon Sugar
$12.00
Boozy & Fruity: tequila, watermelon, lime, triple sec.
Bang Bang
$13.00
Rich Boozy & Fruity: tequila, mezcal, lime, grenadine, orange bitters.
Strawberry Champagne on Ice
$13.00
Bright & Refreshing: campari, elderflower, strawberry, lemon, sparkling wine.. If you like Aperol Spirits try this!
That's Why you Drink Tanqueray
$12.00
Bright & Boozy: orange blossom tanqueray, lillet blanc, lemon, blue curacao, abstinthe.
Special Fall Drink Menu
**For a limited time only!**
An Apple A Day
$13.00
Jack Apple, Cranberry Juice, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup
Fire Apple Lemonade
$13.00
Jack Apple, Jack Fire, Lemon Juice, Topped with Sprite
Cran Apple Jack
$13.00
Jack Black, Cranberry, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup
Pineapple Express
$13.00
Jack Black, Pineapple Juice, Simple Syrup
Signature Cocktail Flight
$26.00
A little tase of everything... Purple Rain, Queen's Lemonade, Peach Fuzz, Bang Bang
Very Special Punch
$14.00
VS Cognac, Peach Schnapps, Pineapple Juice, Fresh Lime topped with Ginger Ale
Moet & Chandon Nectar Imperial
$125.00
Bottle Service
Moet & Chandon Ice Rose
$120.00
Bottle Service
Moet Ice Imperial
$110.00
Bottle Service
Moet & Chandon Nectar Imperial Rose
$100.00
Bottle Service
Handspun Boozy Milkshakes
$12 each
CAT IN THE HAT
$12.00
cookies & cream, vodka, crushed oreos,
marshmallow stick, snowflakes, fried oreo
BEYON-SHAKE
$12.00
vanilla, vodka, rainbow sprinkles,
sour pour, pixie stick
CHOCOLATE CITY
$12.00
chocolate, rum, chocolate syrup,
cookie, chocolate chips, sprinkles
BUTTA LOVE
$12.00
butter pecan, cognac, peanut butter, reese’s pieces
BROWN SUGAR BAE
$12.00
cinnamon brown sugar, bourbon,
churro, cinnamon toast crunch
CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE
$12.00
vanilla, marshmallow vodka, fruity pebbles,
strawberry syrup, rice crispy treat
HOTLINE BLING
$12.00
strawberry, tequila, strawberry syrup, candy
necklace, rock candy stick, ring pop
Wine
Josh Chardonnay
$12.00/$35 Bottle
Great balance of bright citrus and honey with a touch of oak character and hints of juicy peach.
Mezzacorona Pinot Grigio
$12.00/$30 Bottle
Cultivated using the traditional pergola style, the grapes are entirely hand harvested to produce a perfectly balanced crisp and fresh Pinot Grigio to be enjoyed for its aromatic crisp green apple, mineral and honeysuckle notes. This Pinot Grigio is the perfect complement to appetizers, soups, pasta, white meats and fish.
Alto Malbec
$12.00/$35 Bottle
Fruity, fresh and full bodied wine. Black fruits like plums and berries are present with hints of spicy and toasted notes. Grapes come from vineyard site that is 3,500 feet above sea level.
Sangria
$10.00
Whispering Angel Rose
$14.00/$50 Bottle
The Palm is expressive both inside and out as it shows great aromatic freshness on the nose followed by more subtle, fruity notes on the palate.
The Palm Rose
$12.00/$50 Bottle
A lightly poised and perfumed rosé that is both crisp and ripe.
Beer
Truly Spritzer (Multiple flavors)
$6.00
seltzer water | 5.0% ABV | 100 calories …
Blue Moon
$7.00
wheat ale | 5.4% ABV | coriander & orange
DC Brau
$8.00
hazy IPA | 5.5% ABV | aroma forward
DC Brau
$7.00
pilsner | 4.6% ABV | earthy noble hops
Hazy Little Things IPA
$7.00
IPA | 6.7% ABV | juicy & silky hops
Deschutes Fresh Squeezed
$9.00
IPA | 6.4% ABV | citrus & grapefruit …
Flying Dog
$8.00
IPA | 12% ABV | citrus hops
Yuengling
$6.00
amber | 4.5% ABV | roasted caramel malt
3 Stars
$7.00
imperial | 8.7% ABV | brown pecan ale
Pacifico
$6.00
pilsner | 4.4% ABV | malty grain
Angry Orchard
$7.00
cider | 5.0% ABV | fermented apple
Vodka
Grey Goose
$14.00
Ciroc Vodka
$14.00
Titos
$12.00
Ketel One Grapefruit and Rose Botanicals
$13.00
Bowman's House Vodka
$10.00
Rum
Avuá Cachaça
$14.00
Bacardi
$12.00
Superior, Spiced, Coconut, Black
Mount Gay Rum
$12.00
Captain Morgan
$12.00
Gosling's Dark Rum
$12.00
Ron Pablo House Rum
$10.00
Gin
The Botanist Islay Dry Gin
$14.00
Hendrick's Gin
$14.00
Bombay Bramble
$12.00
Bold berried flavor
Bombay Sapphire Gin
$12.00
Beefeater Gin
$11.00
Bowmans Gin
$10.00
Tequila & Mezcal
Margarita
$14.00
Classic, Cucumber, Strawberry
Patron Silver
$14.00
Casamigos
$14.00/Blanco
$16.00/Repasado
$18.00/Anejo
Don Julio Blanco
$16.00
Milagro
$12.00
Reposado or Blanco
Montezuma House Tequila
$10.00
Union Mezcal
$12.00
Bourbon & Whiskey
Basil Hayden Rye
$16.00
Basil Hayden Bourbon
$14.00
Makers Mark
$13.00
Jameson
$12.00
Crown Royal
$12.00
Apple, Classic
Gentleman Jack
$14.00
Woodford Reserve
$14.00
Bulleit
$12.00
Rye or Bourbon
Wild Turkey
$12.00
Jack Daniel
$12.00
Black, Apple, Honey
Knob Creek
$12.00
Rye or Bourbon
Fireball
$10.00
Cognac & Scotch
Hennesey
$14.00
Martel Blue Swift
$14.00
Courvoisier VS 80
$16.00
Gran Marnier
$14.00
Monkey Shoulder
$13.00
Balvenie 12
$16.00
Macallan 12
$16.00
$35 / per person ... available every day starting at 5pm…ends promptly at 7pm
Nibble Nibble...
Meat Chili
Cheddar cheese, sour cream, chives
Crab Fries
Blue crab, old bay, rosemary aioli
Mac N Cheese Bites
Pickled jalapeño pesto
Deviled Eggs
Old bay shrimp
Mozzarella Sticks
marinara sauce
Pigs In A Blanket
Mustard sauce
Tater Tots
Buttermilk ranch
Sweet Potato Tots
Buttermilk ranch
Brussel Sprouts
Balsamic vinegar caramel, toasted pistachios, goat cheese
...Sip Sip
Strawberry Champagne on Ice
Bright & Refreshing: campari, elderflower, strawberry, lemon, sparkling wine.. If you like Aperol Spirits try this!
Queen's Lemonade
Crisp & Citrusy: vodka, cucumber, lemon, thyme, sugar.
Peach Fuzz
Rich Smokey & Fruity: hennessy, union mezcal, peach, lemon, honey.
Watermelon Sugar
Boozy & Fruity: tequila, watermelon, lime, triple sec.
Purple Rain
Bright Herbal & Sweet: white rum, captain morgan spiced rum, hibiscus, lime, pineapple.
40 Acres & A Mule
Boozy & Crisp: kentucky bourbon, cranberry, lime, ginger beer.
That's Why you Drink Tanqueray
Bright & Boozy: orange blossom tanqueray, lillet blanc, lemon blue curacao abstinthe.
Bang Bang
Rich Boozy & Fruity: tequila, mezcal, lime, grenadine, orange bitters.
Beer
Wine
Champagne
Mocktails
HalfSmoke's baby! Served 8am-3pm Daily
Toasted Butter Roll
easy like sunday
$9.00
logan's turkey sausage; organic, soft scrambled eggs; smoked cheddar cheese; honey mustard aioli
[no substitutions or add-ons!]
feels like home
$10.00
buttermilk brined fried chicken; organic, soft scrambled eggs; caramelized onions; gordy’s pickles; smoked cheddar cheese; sriracha mayo; [no substitutions or add-ons!]
staycation
$8.00
organic, soft scrambled eggs; smoked cheddar cheese; caramelized onions; avocado; sriracha mayo; [no substitutions or add-ons!]
Bestie Sandwich
$9.00
hardwood smoked bacon; organic, soft scrambled eggs; smoked cheddar cheese; chipotle ketchup; [no substitutions or add-ons!]
Good Day
$10.00
Ground Angus beef, organic, soft scrambled eggs, caramelized onions, Gordy's pickles, smoked cheddar cheese, dijonaisse
Buttermilk Biscuit
Breakfast in Bed
$11.00
Buttermilk Biscuit, Fried chicken, Hickory bacon, Pimento cheese
Sunglasses & Advil
$7.00
Buttermilk Biscuit, Pepper jelly, Whipped cream cheese
Wake & Bake
$12.00
Buttermilk Biscuit, Braised short rib, Caramelized onion, Green chili, Three cheeses
Woke Up Like This
$10.00
Buttermilk Biscuit, Fried chicken, Red-eye gravy
Maple Pancakes
Ain’t Jemima
$9.00
Maple Pancake, Applewood Bacon, Farm Egg, Classic American Cheese
Happy Ending
$9.00
Maple Pancake, Black Pepper-Sage Sausage, Farm Egg, Classic American Cheese
Hey, Kamala!
$8.00
Maple Pancake, Portobello mushroom, Roasted red pepper, Sprouts, Basil pesto
Just Like Luisa
$9.00
Maple Pancake, Smoked linguica pork sausage, Chives, Farm egg, Smoked cheddar
English Muffin
Morning Bae
$10.00
English Muffin, Bacon, Soft Scrambled Eggs, Pimento Cheese, Arugula
Uncle Bernie
$10.00
English Muffin, Egg Whites, Turkey Bacon, Avocado, Tomato, Sprouts
Drinks
mimosas
orange, cranberry, pineapple
bloody mary
house bloody mix w/ Gordy’s pickle juice
hot coffee
medium dark roast by Buna Coffeehouse
tea time
rockin moroccan green tea by Calabash Tea & Tonic
lemonade
when life hands you lemons...
Sides
home fries
$4.00
skillet red potatoes w/ onions, green + red peppers tossed in fresh herbs
tater tots
$4.00
the crunch + saltiness you need
sweet potato tots
$4.00
a fun, healthy-ish twist on traditional tots
Give in to that sweet tooth!
Menu
Homemade Donuts
$8.00
warm cinnamon sugar coating + caramel sauce + powdered sugar
Fried Oreos Sundae
$9.00
Topped with cookies & cream ice cream topped with crushed Oreos
Banana Pudding
$9.00
Layers of cool whip, vanilla wafers, sliced fresh bananas, topped with whipped cream
Mini Funnel Cakes
$7.00
Red velvet or carnival flavor, with your choice of syrup, whipped cream and ice cream
No Shame Diet Buster
$8.00
warm cinnamon rolls + icing + chocolate sauce + powdered sugar
Available after 5pm:
Bourbon, Peach And Blueberry Crisp
$12.00
Ripe peaches and blueberries muddled with makers mark, lemon, sugar and baked under a brown sugar butter crumble. Served in a skillet with a scoop of butter pecan ice cream. Allergies: Gluten, Dairy, Alcohol, Citrus, Stone Fruit.
Bread Pudding
$10.00
Brioche hotdog bun soaked in a rich cream custard and baked with makers mark soaked raisins throughout. Served with a sweet cream sauce. Allergies: Gluten, Dairy.
Ice Cream Scoop & Handspun Milkshake Flavors
Vanilla
$3.00
$7.00
Chocolate
$3.00
$7.00
Strawberry
$3.00
$7.00
Brown Sugar
$4.00
$8.00
Cookies & Cream
$4.00
$8.00
Butter Pecan
$4.00
$8.00
Mint Chocolate
$4.00
$8.00
Seasonal Flavor
$5.00
$9.00
Signature Boozy Milkshakes
$12
Beyon-Shake
Vanilla, vodka, rainbow sprinkles, sour power, pixie stick
Chocolate City
Chocolate, rum, chocolate syrup, cookie, chocolate chips, sprinkles
Butta Love
Butter pecan, cognac, Reese's Pieces, Butterfinger caramel apple
Cake Cake Cake Cake
Vanilla, marshmallow vodka, fruity pebbles, strawberry syrup, rice crispy
Hotline Bling
Strawberry, tequila, strawberry syrup, candy necklace, rock candy stick, ring pop
Milly Rock
Cookies & cream, vodka, crushed Oreos, marshmallow stick, fried oreo
Brown Sugar Bae
$12.00
Cinnamon brown sugar, bourbon, churro, cinnamon toast crunch