Our Menu
ALL DAY & EVERYDAY! Bottomless Brunch $45 per person for 1 brunch entree & bottomless mimosas!
Brunch Drinks
Bottomless Mimosas
$30.00/person
1.5 hour time limit. try watermelon or peach for +$2 per carafe!
Mimosa Flight
$18.00
orange, cranberry, pineapple, & peach!
Espresso Martini
$12.00
house vodka, espresso, kahlua, sugar
Bloody Mary
$10.00
vodka, house bloody mix
Irish Coffee
$13.00
Jameson, coffee, brown sugar, whipped cream
Mimosa
$7.00/glass
cranberry, pineapple, orange. try watermelon or peach for +$1 per glass!
Signature Entrees
Bad and Boujee
$18.00
Poached farm eggs, toasted english muffin, spiced avocado spread, tomatoes, chimichurri, choice of protein. Served with home fries.
Cash App Me
$18.00
Cinnamon toast crunch flavored french toast, maple syrup. Served with home fries.
Classy But Ratchet
$18.00
Wood grilled marinated flank steak, fried onion straws, sunny side up egg, home fries.
Halfsmoke Lovers Hash
$18.00
Halfsmoke italian sausage, chicken andouille sausage, bacon, sunny side up egg, white mushroom gravy, old bay potato hash.
I’ma Get Lazyy*
$18.00
DC steak & cheese sandwich, peppers, onions, fried farm egg. Served with home fries.
Netflix & Chill
$18.00
Skillet roasted mac n’ cheese with choice of protein topping.
Oh, You Fancy
$18.00
Wood grilled cajun shrimp, spicy chicken andouille sausage, low country grits.
Pinky and The Brain
$18.00
Buttermilk fried chicken, carnival & red velvet funnel cake. Served with home fries.
Too Lit to Quit
$18.00
Farm egg scramble, sausage, mushrooms, onions, aged cheddar cheese. Served with home fries.
The W.A.P.
$18.00
Crab cake, blackened shrimp, old bay potato hash, sunny side up egg, arugula, lemon chive aioli
Protein Options:
Cob smoked bacon, grilled chicken, crispy chicken, halfsmoke sausage, rosemary lamb sausage, beef bratwurst, vegan sausage. Flank steak or grilled shrimp +$12.
#Sidepieces
Home Fries
$5.00
roasted red potatoes with onions, green + red peppers tossed in fresh herbs
Two Eggs
$5.00
Sausage
$5.00
Smoky Bacon
$5.00
Toast
$4.00
ciabatta
Buttermilk Biscuit
$5.00
Side Grits
$5.00
#Vibe
Fruity Pebbles
$5.00
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
$5.00
Cheerios
$5.00
Frosted Flakes
$5.00
HalfSmoke's baby! Served 8am-3pm
Toasted Butter Roll

easy like sunday
$9.00
logan's turkey sausage; organic, soft scrambled eggs; smoked cheddar cheese; honey mustard aioli
[no substitutions or add-ons!]

feels like home
$10.00
buttermilk brined fried chicken; organic, soft scrambled eggs; caramelized onions; gordy’s pickles; smoked cheddar cheese; sriracha mayo; [no substitutions or add-ons!]

stop beefin'
$11.00
beyond meat, roasted peppers, spiced smashed avocado, sriracha maple aioli

staycation
$8.00
organic, soft scrambled eggs; smoked cheddar cheese; caramelized onions; avocado; sriracha mayo; [no substitutions or add-ons!]

bestie
$9.00
hardwood smoked bacon; organic, soft scrambled eggs; smoked cheddar cheese; chipotle ketchup; [no substitutions or add-ons!]

good day
$10.00
ground angus beef, organic, soft scrambled eggs, caramelized onions, Gordy's pickles, smoked cheddar cheese, dijonaisse
English Muffin

morning bae
$10.00
english muffin, bacon, soft scrambled eggs, pimento cheese, arugula

uncle bernie
$10.00
english muffin, egg whites, turkey bacon, avocado, tomato, sprouts
Buttermilk Biscuit

breakfast in bed
$11.00
buttermilk biscuit, fried chicken, hickory bacon, pimento cheese

sunglasses & a
$7.00
buttermilk biscuit, pepper jelly, whipped cream cheese

wake & bake
$12.00
buttermilk biscuit, braised short rib, caramelized onion, green chili, three cheeses

woke up like this
$10.00
buttermilk biscuit, fried chicken, red-eye gravy
Maple Pancakes

ain’t jemima
$9.00
maple pancake, applewood bacon, farm egg, classic american cheese

happy ending
$9.00
maple pancake, black pepper-sage sausage, farm egg, classic american cheese

hey, Kamala!
$8.00
maple pancake, portobello mushroom, roasted red pepper, sprouts, basil pesto
Drinks
mimosas
orange, cranberry, pineapple
bloody mary
vodka with house bloody mix
hot coffee
medium dark roast by Buna Coffeehouse
hot tea
earl grey black tea
lemonade
when life hands you lemons...
Sides
home fries
$4.00
skillet red potatoes w/ onions, green + red peppers tossed in fresh herbs
tater tots
$4.00
the crunch + saltiness you need
sweet potato tots
$4.00
a fun, healthy-ish twist on traditional tots
Signature Cocktails
HalfSmoke Punch
$14.00
white rum, pineapple, pomegranate, lemon, triple sec
Nino Brown
$16.00
Knob Creek rye, citrus bitters, maple sugar syrup, bacon rollup
What's Love Got to Do With It?
$14.00
white rum, strawberry, mint, lime, sugar
Girls Trip
$14.00
gin, pomegranate, lemon, champagne
Blacker the Berry
$14.00
vodka, blueberry, fresh basil, lemon
Poetic Justice
$14.00
Jim Beam, strawberry, warm spices, lemon, ginger beer
Don't Be A Menace
$16.00
Hennessy, peach, pineapple, lime, ginger ale
Boyz N the Hood
$14.00
vs cognac, mezcal, peach, lemon, honey
Purple Rain
$14.00
white rum, spiced rum, hibiscus, lime, pineapple
Harlem Nights
$14.00
tequila, watermelon, lime, triple sec
Special Drink Menu
**For a limited time only!**

Signature Cocktail Flight
$26.00
a little taste of everything... Harlem Nights, Girls Trip, Boyz N the Hood, & Blacker the Berry

Wine Flight
$26.00
Rosé, Pinot Grigio, Cabernet, Chardonnay
Why Did I Get Married?
$14.00
banana split in a glass... spiced rum, banana, vanilla ice cream, whipped cream and bacon bits
In My Feelings
$25.00
Top Shelf Long Island. Patron, Bacardi, Tito's, Bombay Sapphire, triple sec, sour mix, topped with coke
Bombay Mystery Drink
$14.00
Let your favorite bartenders try their hand at creativity with this dealer's choice selection
Handspun Boozy Milkshakes
$12 each
CAT IN THE HAT
$12.00
cookies & cream, vodka, crushed oreos, marshmallow stick, fried oreo
BEYON-SHAKE
$12.00
vanilla, vodka, rainbow sprinkles, sour pour, pixie stick
CHOCOLATE CITY
$12.00
chocolate, rum, chocolate syrup,
cookie, chocolate chips, sprinkles
BUTTA LOVE
$12.00
butter pecan, cognac, peanut butter, reese’s pieces
BROWN SUGAR BAE
$12.00
cinnamon brown sugar, bourbon,
churro, cinnamon toast crunch
CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE
$12.00
vanilla, vodka, fruity pebbles, strawberry syrup, rice crispy treat
HOTLINE BLING
$12.00
strawberry, tequila, strawberry syrup, candy
necklace, rock candy stick, ring pop
Wine
Prisoner Wine Unshackled Rose
$14.00/Glass
$45.00/Bottle
Bright and crisp with juicy tropical fruit characteristics. Featuring aromas of citrus with a hint of strawberry and melon. Flavors of grapefruit, tangerine, and lemon with bright acidity result in a refreshing rosé with vibrant acidity and a crisp finish.
Prisoner Wine Unshackled Sauvignon Blanc
$14.00/Glass
$45.00/Bottle
Displays notes of melon, peach, fresh citrus, and tropical fruits, along with the addition of Chenin Blanc and Roussane, adding brightness and texture to the mouthful and creating an unmatched flavor.
Prisoner Wine Unshackled Red Blend
$14.00/Glass
$45.00/Bottle
The blend is extremely Prisoner-like with Zinfandel, Malbec, Petite Sirah, Syrah, Tannat and Tempranillo aged 10 months in 30% New French and American oak barrels. The resemblance is clear with aromas of raspberry, blueberry and crushed violets and flavors of spiced dried cherries and hints of white pepper.
Prisoner Wine Unshackled Cabernet Sauvignon
$14.00/Glass
$45.00/Bottle
Opens with aromas of plum and blackberry with a hint of olive. Vibrant flavors of black stone fruit and dried herbs with solid tannin structure result in a flavor-forward red wine with balanced acidity.
Sangria
$10.00/Glass
$30.00/Pitcher
Red wine, brandy, triple sec, fresh fruit
Line 39 Cabernet
$12.00/Glass
$30.00/Bottle
A red wine from California. This wine has 576 mentions of black fruit notes (blackberry, plum, black cherry).
Line 39 Pinot Grigio
$12.00/$30 Bottle
Perfectly balanced crisp and fresh Pinot Grigio to be enjoyed for its aromatic crisp green apple, mineral and honeysuckle notes.
Josh Chardonnay
$12.00/$35 Bottle
Great balance of bright citrus and honey with a touch of oak character and hints of juicy peach.
The Palm Rosé
$12.00/$40 Bottle
A lightly poised and perfumed rosé that is both crisp and ripe.
Beer
Angry Orchard Cider
$8.00
cider | 5.0% ABV | fermented apple
Blue Moon
$7.00
wheat ale | 5.4% ABV | coriander & orange
Corona
$8.00
lager | 4.6% | light & crisp
DC Brau
$8.00
hazy IPA | 5.5% ABV | aroma forward
Guinness
$9.00
irish stout | 4.2% ABV | bitter & sweet notes, dry finish
Hazy Little Things IPA
$8.00
IPA | 6.7% ABV | juicy & silky hops
Heineken
$7.00
lager | 5% ABV | perfect medley of malt, barley, hops
Pacifico
$7.00
pilsner | 4.4% ABV | malty grain
Vodka
Grey Goose
$14.00
Tito's
$12.00
Ciroc
$14.00
Ketel One
$13.00
Bowman's Vodka
$10.00
House
Rum
Bacardi
$12.00
Mount Gay
$12.00
Captain Morgan
$12.00
Ron Pablo
$10.00
House
Gin
Hendrick's
$14.00
The Botanist Islay Dry Gin
$14.00
Bombay Sapphire
$12.00
Beefeater
$11.00
Bowman's
$10.00
House
Tequila & Mezcal
Margarita
$14.00
Classic, Strawberry
Casamigos
$14.00/Blanco
$16.00/Repasado
Patron
$12.00/Blanco
$18.00/Añejo
Don Julio
$16.00/Blanco
Milagro
$12.00/Blanco
Union Mezcal
$12.00
Montezuma Tequila
$10.00
House
Bourbon & Whiskey
Basil Hayden
$14.00/Bourbon
$16.00/Rye
Makers Mark
$13.00
Jameson
$12.00
Jack Daniel
$12.00
Apple, Black, Honey
Woodford Reserve
$14.00
Crown Royal
$12.00
Apple, Classic
Wild Turkey
$12.00
Knob Creek
$12.00
Bourbon, Rye
Fireball
$10.00
Kentucky Gentleman
$9.00
House
Cognac & Scotch
Dewars 15
$18.00
Aberfeldy 12
$16.00
Single malt
Remy Martin VSOP
$16.00
Hennesey
$14.00
Martel Blue Swift
$14.00
Gran Marnier
$14.00
Snack Time
Start Here
Crab Fries
$13.00
blue crab meat, Old Bay, rosemary aioli
Farm Fresh Deviled Eggs
$8.00
choice of topping: Old Bay shrimp or brown sugar-cob smoked bacon
Loaded Tater Tots
$10.00
smoky bacon, aged cheddar, green onions
Wood Grilled Chicken Wings
$12.00
served with our house mumbo sauce
Dough Gods
$8.00
garlic butter “knots”, parmesan, crispy basil, robust tomato sauce
The Muncheez
or Start Here / $6 each
Tater Tots or Sweet Potato Tots
$6.00
buttermilk ranch dip
House Fries
$6.00
spicy ketchup
Fried Pickles
$6.00
Mac N’ Cheese Bites
$6.00
pickled jalapeno pesto
Green & Things
Caesar Salad
$12.00
romaine lettuce, caesar dressing, parmesan, brioche croutons
Crispy Brussels Sprouts
$9.00
flash fried, tossed in balsamic vinaigrette and parmesan cheese. served with candied pecans
House Wedge Salad
$12.00
iceberg wedge, blue crab, bacon, blue cheese dressing
Parmesan Cauliflower Bites
$9.00
served with pickled chili pesto
No Judgement Platter
Ultimate No Judgement Platter
$18.00
pigs in a blanket, mozzarella sticks, mini corn dogs, tater tots, mac n’ cheese bites with marinara, ranch, ketchup & mustard
Signature Sausages
All Sausages $12 each|Make It messy! Add Fried Egg to any sausage $1
Briggs & Co
$12.00
our signature halfsmoke sausage, bacon, mustard slaw, chili, onion crisps, beer cheese
Bustin’ Loose
$12.00
creekshire beef bratwurst, sirloin steak, mushrooms, thick onion ring, steakhouse sauce
Lamb Off Broadway
$12.00
rosemary lamb sausage, mint jelly, malt vinegar aioli , herb salad, onion straws
Fight For Old DC
$12.00
italian sausage, fire braised pork, bacon, marinara, peppers, caramelized onions
Chappelle’s Show
$12.00
spicy chicken andouille sausage, cognac figs, arugula, local honey
U Street Hipster
$12.00
100% plant based sausage, chimichurri, spiced avocado spread
Selfies & Handhelds
Turkey Burger
$14.00
local goat cheese, crispy jalapeño "chips”, spiced avocado spread, house salsa
The Walk of Shame
$14.00
grilled angus burger, smoky bacon, aged cheddar, caramelized onions, spicy dill pickle chips, LTO, mayo, brioche bun
Veggie "Burger"
$14.00
Beyond Meat, lettuce, tomato, sweet soy glaze
Quesadilla
$14.00
jack & cheddar cheese, grilled peppers & onions, charred tomato salsa, guacamole, sour cream | add grilled chicken, or steak, or shrimp
Say Cheese
$14.00
grilled triple cheese sandwich - braised short rib, mushrooms, caramelized onions, rustic ciabatta bread
Can You Fish It
$14.00
crispy atlantic cod sandwich, slaw, old bay tartar, toasted brioche
Battle of the Yardbird
$14.00
buttermilk fried chicken, pickles, shredded romaine, remoulade. try it spicy!
Patty Melt
$14.00
angus beef patty, caraway-onion jam, american cheese, thousand island dressing, on rye bread
Delta Blues
$14.00
crispy shrimp po’boy, tomato, lettuce, remoulade
Brick Oven Pizza
Fermented dough baked in blue steel rectangle pans. Robust sauce made from crushed jersey tomatoes. Real cheeses, local, classic and provocative ingredients. Made for the individual but enough to share. #getsocial
Boujee Pig
$15.00
small batch soppressata + black mission fig jam + arugula + spicy honey
Char + Cupping 'Roni
$16.00
artisan pepperoni + whole milk mozzarella + basil
Don't Fake the Funk
$15.00
roasted mushrooms + gooey taleggio cheese + crispy rosemary
Half Smoked Goat
$15.00
halfsmoke sausage + caramelized onion + local goat cheese + arugula
Young, Wild & Basic
$14.00
triple cheese + robust tomato sauce + basil
Available Daily starting at 5pm!
Appetizers
Lovers and Friends
$20.00
two baby back ribs, four wood grilled wings and four fried shrimp. Served with bbq sauce, mambo sauce, and aioli sauce
Entrees
Sunday Service
$16.00
Homestyle fried chicken. Choice of wing & breast or leg & thigh. Marinated overnight in our signature spice blend. Served with collard greens and mac n' cheese. Allergies: Dairy, Gluten
Baby Got Back
$22.00
¼ rack of St Louis Style Pork ribs. Spicy dry rub, sweet bbq sauce. Slow roasted in the oven, finished on our wood grill. Served with mac n' cheese and baked beans. Allergies: Pork, Dairy (Mac)
Brick Pressed Chicken
$18.00
Crispy Brussels Sprouts, Balsamic Caramel
NY Strip Steak
$24.00
Grilled NY Strip Steak, Scalloped Potatoes, Creamed Spinach, Steak Butter
Netflix & Chill
$18.00
Skillet Roasted Mac n’ Cheese. Choice of Topping: Grilled Chicken, Crispy Chicken, Halfsmoke Sausage, or Smoked Bacon. Allergies: Dairy, Gluten
Oh, You Fancy
$20.00
Wood grilled cajun shrimp, spicy chicken andouille sausage, low country grits.
U St. Pot Pie
$17.00
Pulled chicken “pot pie” carrots, onion, celery, flakey puff pastry top.
Sunday @ Mama's
$18.00
Homestyle beef meatloaf, sweet ketchup glaze. Served with scalloped potatoes and collard greens.
Sides
Collard Greens
$6.00
Collard Greens, braised in bacon fat and beer. Allergies: Pork, Gluten, Alcohol
Scalloped Potatoes
$6.00
Idaho Potatoes, thin cut and baked in a cream and Gruyere cheese sauce with thyme. Allergies: Garlic, Dairy
Halfsmoke Baked Beans
$6.00
Slightly spicy baked beans. Homemade bbq sauce, red onion, jalapeno, red pepper, garlic. Allergies: Pork, garlic, alcohol
Skillet Mac & Cheese
$6.00
Skillet roasted mac n’ cheese. Allergy: Dairy
$45 / per person ... available every day starting at 5pm…ends promptly at 7pm
Nibble Nibble...

Meat Chili
cheddar cheese, sour cream, chives

Crab Fries
blue crab, old bay, rosemary aioli

Mac N Cheese Bites
pickled jalapeño pesto

Deviled Eggs

Mozzarella Sticks
marinara sauce

Pigs In A Blanket
mustard sauce

Tater Tots
buttermilk ranch

Sweet Potato Tots
buttermilk ranch

Brussels Sprouts
balsamic vinaigrette, parmesan cheese, candied pecans
...Sip Sip
Sangria
red, white, blush
What's Love Got to Do With It?
white rum, strawberry, mint, lime
HalfSmoke Punch
white rum, pineapple, pomegranate, lemon, triple sec
Blacker the Berry
vodka, blueberry, fresh basil, lemon
Harlem Nights
tequila, watermelon, lime, triple sec
Boyz N the Hood
vs cognac, mezcal, peach, lemon, honey
Girls Trip
gin, pomegranate, lemonade
Purple Rain
white rum, spiced rum, hibiscus, lime, pineapple
Wine
cabernet, chardonnay, rosé
Champagne
Mocktails
virgin strawberry mojito
Margarita
montezuma, lime, triple sec, simple syrup
Long Island
vodka, gin, rum, tequila, lemon, triple sec, topped with coke. try a blue motorcycle!
Lemon Drop Martini
vodka, lemon, sugar, triple sec
House Spirits
vodka, gin, rum, tequila, whiskey, or cognac. 1 mixer each!
Give in to that sweet tooth!
Menu
Mini Funnel Cakes
$7.00
red velvet or carnival flavor, whipped cream + choice of syrup and ice cream
Homemade Donuts
$8.00
warm cinnamon sugar coating + caramel sauce + powdered sugar
Issa Party
$12.00
strawberry angel cake, strawberry ice cream, whipped cream & sprinkles
Warm Chocolate Brownie
$6.00
salted caramel, roasted pecans
Fried Oreo Sundae
$9.00
topped with cookies & cream ice cream and crushed Oreos
Raspberry Cheesecake
$9.00
raspberry sauce
Ice Cream Scoop & Handspun Milkshake Flavors
Vanilla
$3.00
$7.00
Chocolate
$3.00
$7.00
Strawberry
$3.00
$7.00
Brown Sugar
$4.00
$8.00
Cookies & Cream
$4.00
$8.00
Butter Pecan
$4.00
$8.00
Mint Chocolate
$4.00
$8.00
Seasonal Flavor
$5.00
$9.00
Signature Boozy Milkshakes
$12
Beyon-Shake
Vanilla, vodka, rainbow sprinkles, sour power, pixie stick
Chocolate City
Chocolate, rum, chocolate syrup, cookie, chocolate chips, sprinkles
Butta Love
Butter pecan, cognac, peanut butter, Reese's Pieces
Cake Cake Cake
Vanilla, vodka, fruity pebbles, strawberry syrup, rice crispy treat
Hotline Bling
Strawberry, tequila, strawberry syrup, candy necklace, rock candy stick, ring pop
Milly Rock
Cookies & cream, vodka, crushed Oreos, marshmallow stick, fried oreo
Brown Sugar Bae
$12.00
Cinnamon brown sugar, bourbon, churro, cinnamon toast crunch